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About Sean
Hi y'all... this is Irene and Steve, Sean's parents. Here you'll find everything you need to know about Sean. But instead of him writing his own bio in the third person, he tricked us into writing it for him.

On June 14, 1983, Sean Michael Klitzner pulled his first practical joke on us when he was born a boy. His heartbeat indicated he was a girl, we had a room full of embroidered Melissa Brooke baby gifts. But when the doctor pulled him out and said, "Your girl came with something extra," we knew Sean would be there to always surprise us.

We got back at him for his first prank. We dressed him like a girl until pre-school. Sean (we stopped calling him Melissa when HRS paid us a visit) had the most beautiful, straight, silky blondish hair down to his ears when he was younger. He would get attention by running around the house in his underwear at dinner parties just to show us how his hair could fly in the wind behind him. We were hysterical. Now at 25, he gets those same laughs, but it's embarrassing.

Sean is multi-talented. From being able to catch m&m's in his mouth from across the room, to figuring out a puzzle before he opens it, he won't sleep until you're entertained...even if you have to lie to him. Sean has left flag football tournaments to play in piano recitals and is able to piss off his older brother, Adam, and his younger brother, Josh, at the SAME TIME without breaking a sweat!

During his tenure at the University of Miami, Sean double majored in Film and Theatre. He graduated from college in three years in May of 2004 having already made a name for himself in the stand up comedy industry, starring in several national commercials, and appearing in numerous television shows.

Sean currently resides in Los Angeles and we still live in Miami. If you know Sean, you know that one thing is for sure. He enjoys making the people around him laugh, whether it's with him or at him.

We hope that you all find fun and inspiration in our son and his creations. His selflessness shines, through his stubborn persistance to keep you laughing.

Love,
Sean's Mom and Dad