Mailbag
"You're a Douche"
Tiffany - Chicago
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I've been called out... and it's time to defend my long hiatus.
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"Do You Have a Girlfriend"
Lindsey - Texas
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Inquiring minds want know my status. It's time to tearfully remember my past.
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"Where Ideas Come From"
Alan - Conneticut
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Finally, the mysterious process is revealed!
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"Women and Cooking"
Gregory - US Army
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Giving back to the troops.
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"My Family"
Bernie - New Jersey
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Family: Everybody has one... but you don't have mine.
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"Clarification"
Rob - Alabama
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A penetrating two-parter about my amazing 'physique!'
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"Free Time"
Susie - Maryland
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Here's a brief and terrifying look into my free time.
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"Biggest Fan"
Kelly - Rhode Island
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This week, a letter shook up my world... again.
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"Bunch of Letters"
Sean Q. - Texas
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This week, I answer a reader's request and take on multiple letters at once. Will I survive the grueling gauntlet of questions? Only you will decide!
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"Don't Let Alex Read Letters"
Alex - Usategui
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Letters are read that shouldn't be. This could mean trouble...
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"Blind Colors"
:..:.: - Unknown
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After Alex received just one letter from Tyrone about lasers, I took back over the mailbag and answered a question that some called 'Impossible.'
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"Jessica Simpson's Boobs"
Lisa - Montana
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Sometimes, things don't always appear to be what they seem.
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"Cool Party Trick"
Tim - Kentucky
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Here's a cool party trick you can do with a beer bottle... And no it's not THAT trick, girls.
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"Ultimate Quarters Challenge"
John Woo - New York
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This week I was challenged to put my "Quarters" skills to the test.
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"Tetris Dance"
Ed - Ohio
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The dance move that is sweeping the nation...
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"7 'ate' 9"
Jackie - Utah
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The answer to the age old joke.
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"The Story Line Fixes"
Thomas - Colorado
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The truth about the fixes...
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"Camera Time"
Gerson - Texas
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Do I spend ALL of my free time on camera? uhhh... NO!...
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"Nasty Birthday"
Jim - Kansas
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A nasty letter with a demanding request...
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"The Dead Man"
Dan - Virginia
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With a nationwide epidemic at large, one man pays the price with his life. Here is his tribute.
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"American Birthday"
Dad - Florida
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The annual letter I've been expecting is read.
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